Ways to look like you're working at a coffee shop:

1. Bring your computer; no one will take you seriously without it. Make sure to open a variety of windows so it's clear you're multi-tasking.

2. Don't order anything with whipped cream. Whipped cream is for little girls and for people who do not work at coffee shops.

3. Set out some books. You need at least two books. And the title should include words like "Economics," "Imperialism" or any multisyllabic word. One of these books should be big enough to warrant post-it notes.

4. Pull out your post it notes. Use them. Don't bring crazy ones with little arrows or "fun" colors. You are not here to have fun and you are not fucking around: the pages being marked are important.

5. Notes. Take them. Let people know you are both reading and criticising. Your notes are important; you will probably need them later and they have very sophisticated musings.

6. Every once and a while put your hair up and take it down. Or if you have glasses take them off and put them on again. This lets people know you are lost in thought but also taking time to reflect.

7. Keep your blackberry out. People should know you have one. Important calls could be coming in at any moment.

8. When you're finally done look accomplished and satisfied. Maybe even look around, see whats up with everyone else. See if your incredibly hot boyfriend came in to meet you--even though he knows you're busy and working.