She knows what's up.

So I was watching Lifetime yesterday and the thing about watching Lifetime is that the advertisements are either for depressing rape/murder movies or infomercials.  I know the snuggie has gotten some serious attention--because it's fucking ridiculous*--but you should know that a "blanket with arms" is only the beginning. 

 The Cami-Secret: 

The cami-secret is this special bib you put on your bra so that your shirt isn't low cut anymore because it looks like you wearing a lace camisole--clearly an arbiter of good taste--underneath. Ok, I don't understand. Like, don't buy a sluze top. There is even a part where her co-worker comes in and they are both wearing cami-secrets in different colors. The ad basically says this: Have huge tits but can't help yourself when it comes to slutty tops b?! DONT WORRY! Cover that shit up with this piece of fabric. It's even adjustable: decide just how slutty you want to be! Look at her face in the "Low" picture. She knows what's up, and it's not her cami-secret. 

*When I originally went to click on the snuggie link, a box popped up on my screen that said "you might be connecting to a website that is pretending to be "www.getsnuggie.com" Why are some sites pretending to be other sites? Like the site is only pretending. Be warned.