My friends

You MUST listen to this song by the Countess from The Real Housewives of NY. She's serious. This is real.

Hey, thanks LuAnn! First, let me note that I am sooo thrilled you consider me your friend. Like when you said, "elegance is learned, my friends" I thought, "ok, thanks for the tips friend!" I thought for a second that money COULD buy me class. In fact, sometimes, when I go shopping, I think about class and I just want to buy it right up but then I heard your song and I was like, I am just a fucking peasant! you have to inherit that shit if ya want it!