3. Taxi

Here's a real story:

I was getting out of a cab last night, I had just passed over the cash money, and the taxi driver goes, "Close the door when you get out." Let me repeat this: I was leaving the cab, I had arrived at my destination, and he tells me to close the door.
WHAT ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY DO?

Excuse me sir, I know we've just arrived by I was hoping to leave my door open after I exited; in fact, could you give me a second? I think I could probably make it around the other side of the cab and open that door too. If you could get the doors upfront, I think together we could get a really nice cross breeze.