Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Names for art exhibits that will never be used:

Georgia O’Keefe: Flowers that look like vaginas

Seurat: OCD and very, very, very small dots

Van Gogh: Things to look at when you’re high

Hopper: People who promise they won’t look at you

Marcel Duchamp: Shit found

And....that's all I have for you right now.

1 comment:

  1. Jeff Koons: Stuff that used to be stuff you just found around the house until you decided it was art.

    Egon Schiele: Self loathing and pretty pictures.

    Leonardo DaVinci: The ideas of one man that will make you feel like an underacheiver.

    Picasso: The female form in art (if you hate women).

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