What I do all day (from the perspective of my resume)

6 AM: Wake up and think about how driven I am.

7 AM: Brainstorm with a group.

8 AM: Come up with ideas collectively but still take initiative.

9- 10 AM: Use every feature of Microsoft Office, including Excel.

10:30 AM: Type quickly and without error.

11 AM: Lay everything out InDesign and Photoshop and/or Illustrator.

12 AM: Publish them. EVERYWHERE.

1 PM – 3 PM: Juggle many things at once.

3 – 5 PM: Move about in a fast-paced environment while remaining focused.

6 PM: Use good communication skills.

7 PM: Multi-task.